गोलू: मम्मी, आप मुझे स्कूल क्यों भेजती हो? मम्मी: ताकि तू कुछ सीख सके। गोलू: फिर टीचर क्यों सज़ा देती है? मम्मी: ताकि तू कुछ याद रख सके! ***************************************** डॉक्टर: जब तुम परेशान होते हो तो क्या करते हो? राजू: मंदिर चला जाता हूँ। डॉक्टर: बहुत अच्छा, ध्यान लगाने जाते हो? राजू: नहीं, लोगों के जूते चप्पल गिनता हूँ… ध्यान …

राजू: माँ खाना दो! माँ: सब्ज़ी बनी है। राजू: सब्ज़ी तो मैं सपने में भी नहीं खाता! माँ: तो खाना भी सपने में ही खा ले। ***************************************** प्याज: मैं सबको रुलाता हूँ! दूध: और मैं सबका दिल जलाता हूँ! तेल: दोनों चुप हो जाओ, मैं अभी भी 150 रु. लीटर हूँ। ***************************************** टीचर: बताओ सबसे मेहनती कौन है? छोटू: लाइट! …

राजू: भाई शादी क्यों नहीं कर रहे? मुन्ना: Government ने कह दिया है — भीड़ से दूरी बनाए रखें ***************************************** गोलू: Exam में Zero क्यों मिला? टीचर: क्योंकि तुमने कुछ लिखा ही नहीं! गोलू: तो फिर नंबर काटे किस बात के? ***************************************** मोहन: तू स्कूल क्यों नहीं गया? सोहन: बर्ड फ्लू हो गया! मोहन: वो तो मुर्गियों को होता है। …

Conor McGregor may be a knockout in the octagon, but his latest venture into crypto didn’t land the punch. The highly anticipated launch of the REAL token — a project tied to McGregor and positioned as a major player in the digital asset space — has officially been scrapped, leaving bidders disappointed but not empty-handed. The token, which was set …

Recession chatter is heating up again — and this time, it’s not just economists raising red flags. Polymarket bettors have now pushed U.S. recession odds above 50%, as Wall Street reels from a sharp two-day selloff that wiped billions off the markets. The spike in recession predictions on the decentralized betting platform follows a brutal stretch for equities, driven by …

As global markets grapple with renewed volatility and investor jitters, Cathie Wood’s Ark Invest is once again leaning into its high-conviction strategy — scooping up $13.4 million worth of Coinbase shares during a broader market downturn. The bold buy was spread across multiple Ark ETFs, including the flagship Ark Innovation ETF (ARKK), signaling Wood’s continued confidence in both Coinbase and …

Conor McGregor is no stranger to bold moves — and his latest step takes him out of the cage and into the crypto world. The UFC superstar has officially launched his very own meme coin, dubbed ‘REAL’, marking his entry into the ever-evolving landscape of Web3 and digital assets. Unveiled as part of the “REALTOK” platform, the ‘REAL’ token is …

The Thai Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) has filed a criminal complaint against crypto exchange OKX, accusing the platform of operating in Thailand without the necessary licenses — a move that marks yet another escalation in the country’s tightening grip on digital asset regulation. According to the SEC’s official statement, OKX allegedly provided crypto trading services to Thai residents without …

Bitcoin took a sharp hit on Monday, falling 6% to $78,000 as global markets reeled from a surprise policy jolt by former U.S. President Donald Trump. The drop came in the wake of Trump’s announcement hinting at sweeping new tariffs on Chinese imports, should he return to the White House in 2025 — a move that immediately shook investor confidence …

In a brutal week for crypto, where big-name tokens like Ethereum and Dogecoin were left bleeding, one unlikely memecoin stood tall — or rather, let one rip. Fartcoin, the self-proclaimed “gassiest coin on the blockchain,” rose over 8%, defying broader market trends and lighting up social media in the process. While Ethereum dropped nearly 6% and Dogecoin plunged almost 10%, …