टीचर: बच्चो, मोर पंख फैलाकर नाचता क्यों है? बच्चा: क्योंकि उसके पास मोबाइल नहीं होता!🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝 ********************************************************************************************* लड़की: तुम मेरे लिए क्या कर सकते हो? लड़का: जो तुम कहोगी! लड़की: मेरा नाम अपने हाथ पर लिखवा सकते हो? लड़का: हां, लेकिन तुम्हारा नाम क्या है? लड़की: “आधार कार्ड”!🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝 ********************************************************************************************* संता: यार मेरी गर्लफ्रेंड मुझसे बहुत प्यार करती है! बंता: अच्छा, कैसे …
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मजेदार जोक्स: इतनी देर रात तक फोन पर
पापा: बेटा, इतनी देर रात तक फोन पर क्या करता रहता है? बेटा: पापा, ऑनलाइन पढ़ाई कर रहा था! पापा: अच्छा! फिर ये “जानू” कौन है? बेटा: ट्यूटर है पापा, ट्यूटर!🤣🤣🤣🤣😝😝😝 ********************************************************************************************* टीचर: सबसे तेज़ दौड़ने वाला पक्षी कौन सा है? गोलू: सर, “चिकन”! टीचर: वो कैसे? गोलू: जब भी काटने के लिए पकड़ा जाता है, सबसे तेज़ वही भागता …
Read More »Rumble Doubles Down on Bitcoin with $17M Investment
Alternative video-sharing platform Rumble has made a bold move into the cryptocurrency space, investing $17 million in Bitcoin (BTC) as part of its growing commitment to digital assets. The investment signals Rumble’s confidence in Bitcoin’s long-term potential and aligns with the platform’s vision of promoting financial and content decentralization. Why Is Rumble Betting on Bitcoin? Rumble, often seen as a …
Read More »Bolivia Greenlights Crypto for State-Backed Oil & Gas Purchases
In a groundbreaking move, the Bolivian government has granted permission for a state-run company to use cryptocurrency to facilitate oil and gas purchases. This decision marks a significant shift in Bolivia’s stance on digital assets and could signal a new era for crypto adoption in global energy trade. A Shift in Bolivia’s Crypto Policy For years, Bolivia maintained strict restrictions …
Read More »Rep. Tom Emmer Slams CBDCs as ‘Inherently Un-American’
U.S. Congressman Tom Emmer has once again voiced his strong opposition to Central Bank Digital Currencies (CBDCs), calling them “inherently un-American” and warning that they pose a threat to financial freedom and privacy. The Minnesota lawmaker, known for his pro-crypto stance, argues that a government-controlled digital currency could lead to increased surveillance and erosion of individual rights. CBDCs vs. Financial …
Read More »HANetf Unveils New ETCs for Leveraged & Short Bitcoin, Ethereum Trades
HANetf, a leading European provider of exchange-traded products, has launched a new set of Exchange-Traded Commodities (ETCs) designed to offer investors leveraged and short exposure to Bitcoin (BTC) and Ethereum (ETH). This latest product expansion comes amid rising demand for sophisticated trading instruments that allow investors to profit from both bullish and bearish crypto market movements. A New Way to …
Read More »FSB: Russian Man Used Crypto to Fund Drones for Anti-Putin Militants
Russian authorities have arrested a man accused of using cryptocurrency to finance drone purchases for militant groups opposing President Vladimir Putin, according to a statement from the Federal Security Service (FSB). The case underscores growing concerns over the use of digital assets in conflict financing and anti-government movements. Crypto and the Alleged Drone Operation The FSB alleges that the suspect, …
Read More »Ethereum Headed for $1,500? Dip-Buying Opportunity or More Pain Ahead?
Ethereum (ETH) is facing increased selling pressure, with analysts warning that its price could drop to $1,500 in the near term. Amid market uncertainty, investors are debating whether this decline presents a buy-the-dip opportunity or signals further downside ahead. Why Is Ethereum Dropping? Several factors are contributing to Ethereum’s recent price struggles: Macroeconomic Pressures – Concerns over interest rate policies, …
Read More »California Senator Supports Bitcoiner for $500B Pension Fund Board Seat
In a significant move for Bitcoin advocates, a California state senator has thrown their support behind a pro-Bitcoin candidate for a seat on the board of one of the nation’s largest pension funds. The appointment, which would influence the management of nearly $500 billion in assets, signals a potential shift in how digital assets are viewed within traditional finance circles. …
Read More »मजेदार जोक्स: तुमसे शादी करना मेरी सबसे बड़ी गलती थी!
शिक्षक: सबसे ज्यादा समझदार कौन होता है? गोलू: सर, वो ट्यूब लाइट होती है, क्योंकि सबके जाने के बाद उसे समझ आता है!😂😂😂😂 ********************************************** टीचर: बच्चो, ईमानदारी से बताओ, परीक्षा में मदद करने के लिए कौन-सा दोस्त सबसे अच्छा होता है? पप्पू: “Whatsapp, सर!”😂😂😂😂 ********************************************** पप्पू: डॉक्टर साहब, मेरी बीवी बहुत गुस्सा करती है! डॉक्टर: उसको इग्नोर कर दिया करो।पप्पू: …
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