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A landmark U.S. trial probing a $25 million Ethereum exploit collapsed into chaos on November 7 when U.S. District Judge Jessica G.L. Clarke declared a mistrial, as a deadlocked jury grappled with applying fraud laws to blockchain mechanics. The saga of MIT-educated brothers Anton (25) and James (29) Peraire-Bueno—dubbed the “MEV Brothers”—exposed raw tensions between crypto innovation and regulatory reach, …

Bitcoin’s iron grip on the crypto market is loosening, with dominance dipping below 60% amid a 16% BTC price slump to $101,540—sparking whispers of an impending altcoin surge. As the flagship token corrects from October highs, analysts warn this breakdown could funnel capital into riskier alts, echoing 2021’s explosive rallies. Bitcoin dominance (BTC.D)—the ratio of BTC’s market cap to the …

Ripple’s XRP has buckled under broader crypto volatility, sliding 12% from early November highs near $2.65 to $2.29, as Bitcoin and Ethereum corrections trigger widespread profit-taking. Yet, beneath the surface, on-chain signals flash green: Select whales are stacking up, positioning for what could be a explosive rally in the coming weeks. This pullback—echoing a 15% monthly retreat—stems from macro headwinds …

Ethereum (ETH) has surrendered 12% in the past week, plunging below $3,400 to hover near $3,331, as profit-taking and macro jitters test the resolve of bulls. This correction echoes Bitcoin’s woes, with traders eyeing the $3,300 support zone as a make-or-break level for near-term recovery. The slide from October’s $3,760 peak aligns with fading rally momentum, ahead of U.S. economic …

In a ruling reverberating through the cryptocurrency sector, U.S. District Judge Denise L. Cote sentenced Samourai Wallet co-founder Keonne Rodriguez to the maximum five years in federal prison on November 6, 2025, for conspiring to run an unlicensed money-transmitting operation that laundered illicit funds. The verdict, hailed by prosecutors as a watershed in curbing blockchain anonymity tools, underscores escalating U.S. …

The United States’ protracted government shutdown, now in its 39th day since October 1, has derailed Senate progress on the pivotal CLARITY Act—a bipartisan blueprint for crypto regulation. With federal operations frozen and lawmakers sidelined, the chamber postponed a key vote this week, amplifying uncertainty in the $2.5 trillion digital asset market. Co-sponsored by Senators Cynthia Lummis (R-WY) and Kirsten …

Dogecoin (DOGE) is riding a wave of speculation after Bitwise Asset Management submitted an 8(a) filing for a spot Dogecoin ETF, potentially launching by November 26 if the SEC stays silent. Trading at $0.18 amid broader market jitters, the meme coin has dipped 7% weekly but clings to its 2021 all-time high of $0.74, eyeing a rebound as institutional doors …

Bitcoin (BTC) is dancing on the edge of $100,000, closing at $102,241 on November 9 after dipping below the milestone to $98,944 earlier this week—a stark pullback from its October 6 all-time high of $126,270. As traders dissect this volatility, on-chain metrics paint a nuanced picture: resilience amid risks, with potential for a bullish surge if key supports hold. Support …