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Bitcoin (BTC) is charging toward a potential breakout above $124,000, buoyed by record institutional inflows, on-chain accumulation signals, and anticipated U.S. Federal Reserve rate cuts that could ignite risk assets through year-end. As of October 28, 2025, BTC trades at $115,717, up 1.94% in 24 hours after reclaiming the $110,000 support amid a broader market rebound. This momentum echoes the …

In a breakthrough for self-custody woes, Bron Labs—co-founded by Dmitry Tokarev, ex-CEO of institutional crypto custodian Copper Technologies—unveiled its guardian-based recovery platform on October 27, 2025, ditching vulnerable seed phrases for a social-trust hybrid. Backed by $15 million from 140+ investors including LocalGlobe, Fasanara Digital, and GSR, the London startup aims to reclaim billions in locked assets while preserving decentralization. …

Tether Holdings Ltd., issuer of the world’s dominant stablecoin USDT, shattered records in 2025 with a staggering **$13 billion** in profits—surpassing Coca-Cola and Netflix combined—cementing its status as crypto’s most lucrative enterprise. As of Q3 2025, USDT’s circulating supply hit **$120.2 billion**, commanding 68% market share amid a $180 billion stablecoin ecosystem, per DefiLlama. Treasury Yields: The Profit Engine Tether’s …

In the high-stakes world of self-custody, where misplaced seed phrases lock away fortunes—estimated at $140 billion in inaccessible Bitcoin alone—Bron Labs emerges as a beacon of hope. Launched on October 27, 2025, by Dmitry Tokarev, co-founder and ex-CEO of institutional crypto custodian Copper Technologies, the London-based startup has raised $15 million from angel investors and institutions to bridge the chasm …

In a high-stakes showdown over fintech innovation versus gambling oversight, KalshiEX LLC—the CFTC-regulated prediction market platform—sued the New York State Gaming Commission (NYSGC) on October 27, 2025, in Manhattan’s U.S. District Court. The lawsuit seeks a temporary restraining order and preliminary injunction to halt enforcement of a cease-and-desist letter issued October 24, which branded Kalshi’s sports event contracts as unlicensed …

President Donald Trump’s October 23, 2025, pardon of Binance founder Changpeng “CZ” Zhao—mere months after the crypto billionaire’s four-month sentence for anti-money laundering violations—has unleashed a torrent of backlash, culminating in Democratic Rep. Ro Khanna’s bold legislative salvo. The California congressman, vice chair of the Congressional Progressive Caucus, announced plans to introduce a bill banning elected officials, the president, and …

tZERO Group Inc., the trailblazing blockchain firm revolutionizing tokenized securities, has set its sights on a transformative initial public offering (IPO) in 2026, riding a wave of regulatory tailwinds and resurgent investor confidence in digital assets. Founded in 2014 as a subsidiary of Overstock.com’s Medici Ventures—before evolving into an independent powerhouse backed by heavyweights like Intercontinental Exchange (ICE), the NYSE’s …